Showing posts with label Lameness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lameness. Show all posts

7.8.08

Jog at Changi

To those loving on the fast-lane, the name Changi needs no more introduction. However, since this is my blog and I can be redundant as much as I want, I shall introduce it anyway. This multi storey city of escalators is an airport - a place where flying vehicles called airplanes land and take off so that the people they are carrying can get on and off. A forest of steel and glass, created by man's architecture magic and a great pile of unused money and time. It's indoor 3-storey tall waterfall stands a silent witness to the possibilities mankind can achieve with a lot of printed paper for which the girls in Geylang offer their services for. Truly a miracle, it is a well masqueraded pit-trap for the wealthy travellers' resources. Here, temptations are always lurking around the corner, eager to make you leave a few more of your dollar bills in Singapore.

Nevertheless, the ridiculously vast monument is home, shopping centre, restaurant, money changer, and a luxury gym. The last utility may be lesser known to those who do not have to spend 23 hours in transit. Constantly being on the rush to catch your next flight to nowhere is the primary cause why only a few notice the facilities offered in Changi that makes is such an excellent place to do your morning jog.





Spacious premises to ensure that you do not collide with travellers when doing your laps.














This water tap is available throughout the entire vicinity so keep you well hydrated while you exercise.



















This is just one of the many pharmacies that can be found at Changi. You will never have to worry of cramps or even broken limbs as medical care are just around the corner.












Don't let your cumbersome bag bother you and leave them at these Left Baggage counters. They also accept your golf bags when you are no using them to play in the waiting rooms.









These high, vaulted ceilings are specially designed for high jumpers. Cliff-climbers can also indulge in their hobbies on any wall within the building. Many varieties of courses and obstacles are provided so that you always have a challenge. Serious climbers would flock to Changi with visions to conquer the toughest wall on the planet - Changi's 3-storey pure glass wall. So far, no one has ever made it to the top bare-handed. Will you be the one?








Shop-while-you-jog is the latest trend in Singapore. Be sure to try it out the next time you are in Changi.










Combine shopping and exercising together to maximise your day, or save yourself from an irate girlfriend with a quick stop to one of these.
On a flight to an engagement dinner and forgot the ring? Left your 5th wedding ring in the SkyTrain? Not to worry, our range of goldsmiths provide custom-made rings for a *cough* reasonable *cough* price.







Changi understands every woman's need to look gorgeous at all times. Run into one of these outlets for a quick touch-up during tour routine and a spray of Channel No 5 in case you run into a smexy hot ang moh.









A blank empty field is designed with flexibility to cater for badminton, tennis or basketball fans.
* Hoops, balls and lines not included. Please bring your on spray paint.











Signs like these are a common sight to keep the air pollution-free towards your healthy goodness.








So take the time to get yourself stuck in transit for redundantly long hours and check out Changi Airport - your next fitness getaway.

25.5.08

Ooh la la...

Presenting the new face of Ashweein Narayanan.

Drum roll please...





*drumroll in background*





TA-DAAAAAAH!!!!*sigh* The things we do in chemistry class...

So, comments please. How is this look working out for Ash?
a. It's a keeper!
b. Holy *beep*!!!
c. *wolf whistle* what's up sexay?!
d. *slap forehead*
c. NOOOOO!!! My eyes! My eyes!!!!!

There's something about Joshie

Josh brought this to school one day. Let's zoom in, shall we?

You can tell a lot of things about a guy from where they shop.

11.5.08

How lame am I?

I just realised a few days ago that I can raise BOTH my eyebrows.

Your reaction:
a.) nothing. It's just the sort of thing you expect from the queen of nerds
b.) slaps forehead
c.) throw things at me
d.) strangle me
e.) wth Cass, you are so lame you can't walk. (credits to Mish)